I don't wanna be rude so, what's the best way to politely say f*ck off to the jahovah's witness' that come to my door?I've tried telling them I'm not interested,I've told them that i'm happy with christianity,and I've told them I can't take a religion that solisitates seriously....but they keep coming back!they remind me of the energizer bunny!please help!
2006-09-15 18:55:59 · 41 answers · asked by smallish baby budge 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm a JW and you can request to be put on a "do not call List" if you strongly feel that way. Say that exact phrase to any JW and they will know what to do.
2006-09-15 18:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall is supposed to keep a list of people that have requested NOT to be visited. Get your name and address placed on that list. (Consider also, and I know that this sort of thing can be a hassle, but the next pair of J.W.s that come to your door don't necessarily have a clue what went on between you and the last couple that visited.) One other thing you can do, and this will sound kinda strange, but I did it years ago and it WORKED wonders ... J.W.s believe that the Church fell. That's why THEY exist, filling the gap so to speak. So they have no dealings with churches. I posted a list of CHURCH meeting times on my front door, stating that the meetings were held right there. They considered that it was the meeting place for a CHURCH and guess what happened next? Nothing. Never another knock. I understand your wanting to be left alone by them. That's cool, that's your right. The above are polite ways to get that done. ~ Peace & Blessings ~
2006-09-15 19:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by Frat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry but you just got to be if you keep opening your door they think they have a chance of changing your mind trust me they are stubborn and you can not talk to them about your religion if it is not theirs. Just do not open the door anymore. This is what my husband does when they come up to him while at work he only asked one question to them and they run away. He ask why are you trying to recuite me there are only so many going to heaven anyway according to your relgion so you know they got the limit. because so many people died already that are javoha witnesses. or because he tells him he is penacostal they walk away when he says that too.
well good luck.
2006-09-15 19:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Put a sign saying Jehovah's will be shot..
2) Ask to see their manager.
3) Tell them you are a Jehovah's Juror, so you can't be a witness.
4) Ask them how much being a Jehovah's witness pays a month.
5) Try selling them some mary kay or avon stuff. If they pass tell them you are getting more stuff soon so tell them to come back.
try keeping a straight face
2006-09-15 19:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jamal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
really this works i was told to do this ,put a note some where by your door or on it and write no visits from Jehovah witnesses and they wont even knock but they think because you wrote just there name that they must be the true religion and you don't want to hear there truth so i would also add & mormans good luck
2006-09-15 19:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by bassetluv 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open the door and run out onto the porch holding a plucked chicken over your head. Run in circles around them screaming OOOHHHH YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH! OOOHHHH YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH! Then suddenly stop right in front of them and say, "I'm gonna go inside and eat this sucker raw. I'd sure be obliged if you'd come in and help me floss my teeth when I'm done. Then just stare at them and let some drool drip from the corner of your mouth.
2006-09-15 19:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by yagman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just tell them I am happy the way I am, tell them to have a nice day and shut the door. I have never had them try to hang out after that. Just don't give them a minute to start talking.
2006-09-15 19:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Myr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the Demun dude, try putting the signs up first. I know they can be very persistent at times. If all else fails invent your own lit'l cult/church/religion, complete with slogans and fliers and all. Next time a group of them show up, try and turn the tables on them so to speak by doin a lit'l recruiting of your own. Give them a little taste of their own medicine. Don't get me wrong now, everybody is entitled to their own thing. More power to you. In fact ,as long as it makes you happy ,I'm happy for ya! Just don't bother me with it!
2006-09-15 19:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by psykobarbi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's really quite simple. You just say "No thank you" and close the door. You don't have to wait for a response. They are on the other side of a closed door, so what does it matter if they don't take no for an answer?
2006-09-15 19:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by anabasisx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you see them coming don't answer the door. Post a note or sign on your door for no solicitation and no Jehovah's Witnesses. If you have to speak to them say "I respectfully do not want to talk to you. Don't come back", and close the door.
Repeat as needed.
2006-09-15 19:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by winkcat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in for a cup of tea, then turn around and start talking to THEM like an energising bunny.
Testify for God. Let these Jehovah Witnesses experience the power of our Mighty God! :)
Before you do all these, pray to God for the Holy Spirit to guide you and make sure you have the Word of God at the tip of your tongues :)
2006-09-15 19:01:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋