in a biological science tutorial, one student commented to another, 'hey, did you know that in our lab we're using politicians now instead of rats?'
'really?' the other replied. 'how come?'
'well, for three reasons: first, there are more politicians in alleys and back streets than rats; second, the lab assistants don’t get attached to them; and third, there are some things even a rat wont do. the only problem with using politicians, however, is that its far more difficult to apply our findings to real human beings.’
2006-09-15 18:16:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would test the student wondering why they were testing on politicians. They should have said, "well it's about time"!
2006-09-15 18:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by maricolley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would never test on an animal. And I just read that comment in Reader's Digest actually a couple of days ago, except it was about lawyers instead of politicians
2006-09-16 01:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by jeep_girl_1978 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 on a scale of 1-10
2006-09-16 01:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a good one. You could also use used car salesmen. lol
2006-09-16 01:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the paedophiles, rapists and murderers.
2006-09-16 01:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya that was funny
another thing is that politicians also stinks when they talk
2006-09-16 01:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pediofiles, rapest's and murders
2006-09-16 01:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-16 01:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
monkees
oh it was a joke. i didnt read it till after i answered. my answer stays the same though
2006-09-16 01:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-09-16 01:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Lore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋