A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
was she a good Greeter?
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2006-09-15 17:28:59 · 23 answers · asked by Fish Bait 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She was observant and accurate, which are always good qualities in a Walmart greeter.
That's a funny story, although I am sure it is fictional.
2006-09-15 17:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by TriniGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, as a Wal-Mart greeter, that probably wasn't the best thing for her to say. But, that's still funny.
2006-09-16 00:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I don't know if she is a good greeter or not but she sounds like someone I would want to hang out with.
Senebty
2006-09-16 00:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a fantastic, positive people greeter, and they've got a great sense of humor too.
2006-09-16 00:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by stratocaster23m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Under the circumstances I say she was at least an honest greeter:-) Good one copied that one, tee hee
2006-09-16 00:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL very amusing!
Unfortunately, not very likely... Wal Mart fires employees who insult customers, no matter how much they deserved it. They also pay their adult employees $6/hour and charge them for health benefits, but that's another story...
2006-09-16 00:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally...something good at Wal-Mart.
2006-09-16 00:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by David W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell yes
2006-09-16 00:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by ... 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA That's awesome!
Best Walmart greeter I ever heard of =P
2006-09-16 00:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awwhhh!!! thats mean and funny! the greeter here is verynice makes sure to say "Welcome to walmart to everybody" and dries off the carts in the rain!!
2006-09-16 00:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Reels O'Ribbon♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋