If so, can you put him on the evening news so the Christians can stop looking for him?
2006-09-15 17:28:50 · 31 answers · asked by Becca 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, you Christians don't know how to take a joke, do you?
2006-09-15 17:46:06 · update #1
Yeah! I found him! He was under my couch with Reverend Trask, a pair of hot pink crotchless panties, a Playboy magazine and a bong.
2006-09-15 17:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Finding Jesus is not the same thing as finding a missing person. Jesus lives and a third of the world's population knows where to find Him. If He were on the evening news, Christians would not stop looking for Him because they have already found Him. Instead, they would (or should) politely say the cliche'd "I told you so."
2006-09-16 00:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by rillegas08 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I found Jesus. He is in my heart. Do not worry about Christians, where know where Jesus is. But I can see that you do not understand it. Wise men are still seeking!
2006-09-16 00:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, right after He found me.And don't worry, He'll soon be on the news as a result of having come and taken away millions of His believers.
2006-09-16 00:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by raininmyshoe 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Maybe he's in hiding, avoiding the Paparazzi, or just sitting around like us answering Questions on here :).
2006-09-16 00:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Link of Hyrule 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
defeated emperor palpatine yet?
trained luke in the ways of the force?
much to do have you
worry about jesus you don't
focus on the force you must
2006-09-16 00:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, I thought he was in Jail! Everyone in THERE seems to find him !!!
2006-09-16 00:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by heatherlovespansies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unlike you...Jesus was never lost. What's with the Christian bashing...geez people. At least we're doing our job...Hell is hot and eternal...I will NOT see you there!
2006-09-16 00:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why, is he lost again? Don't worry someone in Texas will find him. God, I hope he got a haircut or it's lethal injection time again.
2006-09-16 00:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
found, him and he is my homie....
Take it easy on us believers...I like Yoda too man!! We are the same, some folks are star wars, some are star trek..that's whats makes it interesting!!
2006-09-16 00:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by O Jam 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋