Arguments proving Jesus is this or that. A joke?

Question

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Answer 1

Jesus was a obviously good representation of ALL people.

Answer 2

Lmao

Answer 3

OK, TALKING ABOUT JESUS THE WAY YOU DID IS COMPLETLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus was clearing a drunken off cheap wine, homeless man on PCP to help him tell stories

Answer 4

im sorry but how did you even hear about this? Most likely Jesus was middle-eastern since he lived in Isreal, Galilee and Judea (i think. i know Isreal for sure). thats in the middle east. thats my judment.

Answer 5

priceless.

Answer 6

haha yep yep so true lol thanks for the laugh ♥

Answer 7

there is nothing funny about this at all.