A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
"It's a period," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher, "But what is so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," he said, "But this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy.
2006-09-15 17:05:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You made me smile today, thank you!
2006-09-15 17:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by CahabaLily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. I liked the way you portrayed the little boy in this situation. It would be funny if the teacher had to tell the other kids what it was.
Good one!
2006-09-16 00:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah Jean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the teacher that drew picture of deer on blackboard, when no child could tell her what is was, than she prompted, "What does your mom call your dad when they go to bed. One student jumped upped, "I always wondered what horney B was."
2006-09-16 00:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA. I have herd it before, but its always funny when I hear it. TY for the laugh:)
2006-09-19 18:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a version of this before,but I like your version better.
2006-09-16 00:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh cute â¥
2006-09-17 22:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL. That's a good one!
2006-09-16 15:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
2006-09-16 00:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's so funny!
2006-09-16 00:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is hilarious
2006-09-16 00:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by liongal_13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋