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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.


just wondering.

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2006-09-15 16:25:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hahahahaha well there goes the fundis arguement that evolution isn't real....oh well now there's nobody to argue with...darn how will I avoid work now? lol they will argue that it's not in the bible...because the bible is always right! Even if it defends murder and child abuse*!





*Not all Christians would use the OT to defend these actions. Only the fundis.

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2006-09-15 16:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, God doesn't prove his existence for the same reason ghosts, ET's, Bigfoot, dragons, etc. don't prove theirs. It is that none of them exist, and imaginary things cannot prove any thing or do anything else at all.

2006-09-15 23:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0 0

Yes

2006-09-15 23:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Acerus 3 · 0 0

that which is know about God is evident within them for God made it evident within them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made so that they are without excuse. For even though they knew God they did not honor Him as God or give thanks but they became futile in their speculations and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing to be wise they became fools.....

2006-09-15 23:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by redeemed 5 · 1 1

Let me give you a better analogy.

let's take a CEO or a leader of a nation. Are they there for your own whim or at your beck and call. Do they perform tricks for you like a trained puppy?

Then why do you demand that God stoop to your level to prove his existence to you?

2006-09-15 23:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1 1

The Hitchhiker's Guide = Great book. BAD movie.

2006-09-16 00:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Keep reading and believing stuff like this and God will never prove Himself to you. You will find out on judgment day.
GOD proves His existence every second of every day.....
Look around you. HE is there.....

2006-09-15 23:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Mary D 4 · 1 1

Just looking outside is proof that God exists to me.

2006-09-15 23:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 1 1

This is such an easy one, he can't prove it because he does not exist! You say he's there, but your mind does play tricks on you sometimes.
Enjoy the path to knowledge, you'll love it!

2006-09-15 23:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by daioka14@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1 1

I am not God, I do know know?

Guess he don't feel he need to prove himself to you, but again I am not God and do not know.

Everyone WILL see his face, the question is will it be to late?

however your username fits you to a T...

2006-09-15 23:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 2

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