"Wait'll you hear this!" said a guy to his friends as he arrived for their regular nightly drinking session. "Last night a burglar broke into my house!"
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"He sure did!" the guy said. "A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a concussion!"
"But you were here with us!" one of his buddies said. "How did all that happen?"
"Well," the guy said, tossing back his first one of the evening. "It was really late and my wife figured it was me coming home drunk, and trying to sneak in through the window!"
2006-09-15 16:07:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was great!! ♥
2006-09-17 16:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2006-09-15 23:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
That's pretty clever. Who would ever think of something like that?!?
lol!!!
2006-09-15 23:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by warrior_princess_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny - is the hero (the story teller) was you? LOL
2006-09-18 04:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that was based on a true story.
2006-09-15 23:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by almostdead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof! That is a good one
2006-09-15 23:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good
2006-09-15 23:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by redeyedtreefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'll teach him!! LOL. LOL. Good one.
2006-09-16 16:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good joke
2006-09-15 23:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Cody 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-15 23:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by Day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋