The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME"
2006-09-15 16:00:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just did something that nobody has done for ages.
You made me smile.
2006-09-15 16:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the event that they are in a position to work out a social gathering happening and spot minors eating from their patrol automobile on the line, that grants them probable reason to go into the homestead. in the event that they actually do scent marijuanna they are in a position to seek the instantaneous section yet not the completed homestead. in the event that they lie approximately smelling marijuanna and seek the homestead, they're violating the regulation and the valuables proprietor's rights. so a strategies as looking by way of homestead windows, they don't understand what room the window finally ends up in till they look so i don't think looking by way of a bathing room window may be sexual harassment except they do it persistently. additionally, i've got faith they are in a position to in hassle-free terms look from the line except they see a regulation being broken. No they can not come into the homestead merely be reason there are minors on the social gathering. they ought to have some reason to have faith that the minors are unquestionably eating. That reason ought to be that a neighbor reported there became underage eating.
2016-10-15 01:19:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that's very funny.
I suppose if you were up on stage, sitting on a stool under a floodlight and it was late and the audience was drunk, and you did the voices, okay, maybe THEN it'd make us all laugh.
But really, I haven't had enough gimlets yet tonight to find enough humor to warrant even a 10 cent giggle on that one.
NEXT!
2006-09-15 16:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I usually don't laugh at jokes, but that was a good one. I even smiled.
2006-09-15 16:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by angelalovin2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patry hardy.
2006-09-15 16:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like this one - keep them coming
2006-09-15 16:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Made me laugh!
2006-09-15 16:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by redeyedtreefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie ♥
2006-09-17 16:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry funny
2006-09-15 16:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Znai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2006-09-15 16:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋