2006-09-15 15:45:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Laugh, hang up.
2006-09-15 16:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Acerus 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Girl friend, I get those calls all the time. We talk about the world, baseball and Star Trek.
God is still upset because women on Star Trek quit wearing the super short skirts.Geeeeez, even God is a dog at times.
2006-09-15 16:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for helping out at the Miss North Carolina beauty pageant.
2006-09-15 16:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Daddy, Its amazing to hear your voice, thanxs for loving me n for calling me on the phone when there r a million of other people whom u could of call. Love you tones.
Ps. is there gonna be chocolate n coke in heaven?
2006-09-15 16:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by L.A. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey GOD, ITs a miracle. I haven't paid phone bill in months.
2006-09-15 17:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Josiah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since the last time we talked? not too much since we chat daily. Only this, "Can we hurry up this second coming thing? I wanna quit Earth and get the Heaven thing going."
2006-09-15 15:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm 106, I'd ask for bacon and egg biscuit.
You have tabasco sauce on you, btw?
2006-09-15 15:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cobb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Lord, do you really speak to Pat Robertson? You shouldn't, he'll mess your mind up.
2006-09-15 17:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Pastor H Reid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first assumption would be that it isn't god, but is instead some prankster. I'd just hang up.
2006-09-15 16:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello God, how is my father? How is my partner? How is my Uncle? How is my friend, Alan? Tell them I miss them.
2006-09-15 15:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I knew it was him for sure not some prank called I would be shocked. I wouldn't know what to say!
2006-09-15 15:47:30 · answer #11 · answered by Yay Area 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋