Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
2006-09-15 15:33:33 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
LMAO....................
ps thanks for all you and others do for your fellow americans [hugs]
2006-09-15 15:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by candy g 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 01:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but what the hell is the Canadian doing there? Semper Fidelis!
2006-09-15 15:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Semper Fi,Carry on.
2006-09-15 15:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good...lol thxs.
Semper Fi
2006-09-15 17:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by redhawktotem 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Semper Fi dude that was great
2006-09-15 15:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Botta Bing Botta boom
2006-09-15 16:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by timjim 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool... now there is a nice reservoir over there.
2006-09-15 15:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i loved it... im not in the marines, but it was still a good joke and i will pass it on...hooah!
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prosper
2006-09-15 18:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by popeye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one dude.
2006-09-15 15:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by steve 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS JUST GOOD OLD AMERICAN ENGINUITY!!!!!
2006-09-15 15:47:37 · answer #11 · answered by kh50599 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋