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A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a
kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up
into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes
on for awhile when his wife sticks her head out
of the front door and yells, "You need more
tail".

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll
never understand your mother. I told her
yesterday I needed more tail, and she told me to
go fly a kite".

2006-09-15 15:32:13 · 24 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

lol
made me smile =)
thanks for sharing your joke
it was quite funny
Take care

Trisha =)

2006-09-15 15:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Terrible.

2006-09-15 22:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bob G 3 · 0 0

Funny. It was well written. Probably a better response in type than spoken. Just me.

2006-09-15 22:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

more string tied to the kite. Ha ha

2006-09-15 22:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by pomsquad2003 2 · 0 0

I heard that one about 40 years ago. I'd give it a 6.

2006-09-15 22:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 1 1

You,Sir,are one extremely funny flightless waterfowl.

2006-09-15 22:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

Aha, cute joke.

2006-09-17 20:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0 0

If your a bird I guess it's funny

2006-09-15 22:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0 0

Lol..good one.

2006-09-15 23:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ckarri` 2 · 0 0

Nice,but old

2006-09-15 22:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0 0

HaHa! Lol. Cute :)

2006-09-15 22:41:08 · answer #11 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

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