2006-09-15 15:22:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
cuz the llama got AIDS and is acting weeird
2006-09-15 15:24:55 · update #1
ok this is what you need to do.. pay close attention becuase this is a serious matter and any deviation could get you in deep trouble.
firstly call the police, and call them police, not cops or pigs because that makes them mad and if they are mad they will just shoot your llama but if they are not mad they might even bring you donuts, especially if you ask them for donuts. But if you do make sure you dont ask for powdered donuts because they will think that is slang for cocaine and you will get in trouble, so maybe plain donuts or maple donuts would be ok.. then tell them exactly how it happened - explain that your llama was out for a leisurely day skinny dipping and the manatee frighted it, which caused it to react in the typical fashion that all llamas act when startled by a manatee. Explain in lay mans terms about the llama dingdongaphone reaction and what happens.
Next point out that your neighbour shouldnt have manatees as its against the by-law as posted on the telephone booth down the street and around the corner, and that he deserved to have it eaten anyhow and how last year your neighbor ate your pet octopus with the red flad in its arm and that was your favorite octopus too. Of couse the police will tell you that your llama cannot get AIDS because it is a human specific virus and then you tell them, between biting your donut of course, that AIDS is a common llama virus transfered in the delecate manner from manatees only on fridays and now your llama has it and you want compensation.
I am sure all will be fine
2006-09-15 15:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by CF_ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good god, not, I think manatees are endangered. Hide the body and if the llama dies from aids, so be it and hide that body too. Be sure to shave it first, though, so you can spin the llama hair into fabulous yarn.
2006-09-15 15:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is good. The manatee is good food for the llama... See if you can find some more to feed to it..
2006-09-15 15:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is this in the dog section? and a llama can't eat a manatee
2006-09-15 15:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by aaron a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do u hav a pet llama? ....and how can a llama eat a mantee
2006-09-15 15:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by ottislovesmegan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY SHOULD MAKE A SECTION HERE CALLED "STUPID QUESTIONS NO ONE HAS THE TIME AND REALLY CARES TO READ" CAUSE U HAVE SURE TOLD A HEL* LOT OF THEM.....AND TRY ASKING ONES THAT R ACCTUALLY KINDA REALISTIC!!!!!
2006-09-15 16:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Marissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋