Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
2006-09-15 15:21:42 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! THATS FUNNY
2006-09-15 16:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, the genie is quite unfair, only one wish will be granted to each yet the american engineer was entitled two wishes - first one is knowledge about the structure of the wall and the second one is filling up with the water....
the farmer and osama should protest, heheheh joke
2006-09-15 22:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by sheikaella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is funny but it should be told with President Bush not the American engineer
2006-09-15 22:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L to the O to the L
2006-09-15 22:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by salut_mes_amis_noirs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. That would sure solve all of our problems.
2006-09-15 22:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha funny
2006-09-15 22:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would fix it, wouldn't it? lol
2006-09-15 22:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhahahhaa
2006-09-15 22:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O_O
2006-09-15 22:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Family Tech Support 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-15 22:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋