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Should I smote those who do not put enough glitter on their macaroni pictures? or should they not get any carrot cake?

2006-09-15 15:20:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

maybe they can achieve redemption through paper plate bean shakers..WITH GLITTER.

2006-09-15 15:24:28 · update #1

8 answers

I strongly encourage Moses to destroy the infidel that doesn't use enough glitter to please his Mosesness.

2006-09-15 15:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It is a grave sin not to put enough glitter on the sacred macaroni pictures. Definitely no carrot cake.

2006-09-15 15:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1 0

yes, it's written in the scriptures....


"And he who had little glitter did receive great punishment. And the punishment was foul and he did suffer from the mighty wrath of Moses. he with little glitter was cast into a fiery pit of mayonnaise to drown forever more, with only ginger cake, for the carrot cake was taken away and the ginger cake was burnt and did taste yucky. he suffered indeed."

2006-09-15 15:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by bOb 4 · 2 0

Smite them! Who would dare not to put enough glitter on their macaroni pictures with all of their sparkliness? I'm sure that displeases Moses very much.

2006-09-15 15:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1 0

I have a duck called Moses. He'd like the carrot cake.

2006-09-15 15:31:49 · answer #5 · answered by Clem 3 · 1 0

Carrots are the food of the devil anyway. Everybody knows that! : )

2006-09-15 15:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0 1

Carrot Cake is baddd. SMITE THEM, all of THEM

2006-09-15 15:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Jess♥ 3 · 0 1

what ever makes you happy.

2006-09-15 15:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by g-man 3 · 0 0

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