Sniffer
a man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the
aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this."
He tells Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" says his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search” again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
2006-09-15 14:40:05 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really funny and today so true because of all the airline risk... Ok I have one for you.. Since you entertained me then I have a good one.. Ok here it goes......
A wife was bending over gardening. Her husband said. Wow I can't believe how big and wide your butt is.. the wife gets mad and continues to bend over gardening. The husband says, wow I mean it.. I think your butt is as big as our gas grill and I want to measure it and find out. The wife gets madder. Then she feels him behind her and sees tape measuring device. She stands up and he says..I was right.. Your butt is as big and wide as our gas grill. Now she is livid. Later that night after supper the husband starting making advances towards his wife and wanted sex. The the mad wife says..Well... if you think I am firing up this gas grill for one itty bitty weiner then your crazy!!!!!!! (hope u liked it)
2006-09-15 14:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Lea 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was kinda funny nothing really laugh out loudable though.
2006-09-15 14:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbles Will Rule the World!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I laughed. Probably shouldn't have in these chaotic times.
2006-09-15 14:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow one gifted dog but i really dont see the humor in this.?? :/
2006-09-15 14:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i laughed so hard i cried LOL
2006-09-15 14:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by pink_latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that thought that was pretty funny.
2006-09-15 14:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-15 15:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats crazy...and very funny
2006-09-15 14:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by klinete73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-15 14:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-15 14:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by nades 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋