I got drunk last night and woke up and found an elephant, dog, cat, mouse, clown and one dead sheep in my bedroom. Does anyone know who they belong too?
P.S. P en is is missing too. Has anyone seen it?
2006-09-15 14:30:42 · 17 answers · asked by OU812 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Give me back my clown NOW!!!!!
2006-09-15 14:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My goodness I would call the zoo to get their elephant, keep the dog and cat. Get a cage for the mouse. Call the circus and tell them that a clown is lost. Bury the sheep. About your pen.......look in your computer desk drawer.
2006-09-15 14:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm... sounds strangely familiar... OMG !
I thought it was a bad dream... I don't know who the elephant, dog and cat belong to, but I woke up after that nightmare with the most realistic dildo I have ever seen.
Do you want to try it on for size or should I send it to the petting zoo for the mouse? My brother in law, Bozo, said that this is one clown-o-gram that would be on the house...oh yeah, would you like de-caf with that?
2006-09-16 13:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by coffeegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well obviously they belong to the traveling circus which you must have raided in your stupified state. And judging by the P.S. it looks as if you must have urinated a little too close to the lions!!
2006-09-15 14:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by dontcallmeheidi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm....you've got problems if your missing your doing doing. Try looking out on your grill. It must of been good for her to want to take it w/her...LOL
2006-09-15 14:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ivory_Flame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they belong to old macdonald but hes a mean man so dont tell him you f----- his sheep to deth
2006-09-15 14:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in the zoo i own. Get out!
2006-09-15 14:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by baby doll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah I forgot about those.
2006-09-15 14:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the **** is a stupid *** answer like this doing on yahoo ansewrs
2006-09-15 14:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u still drunk??
2006-09-15 14:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by ~Niecee~ âË» âË» ♂ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋