A man is found dead in an open field there are no witnesses all he has by his side is a small package, there are no signs of him being attacked nor are there any footprints around him. How did he die??
2006-09-15 14:24:46 · 45 answers · asked by christy w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Parachute failed
2006-09-15 14:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
The man was about to deliver the package to her daugther's birthday when suddenly he had a heartattack while crossing the field because when he look at the package he picked up the wrong one...
2006-09-15 18:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He were in a warm air balloon with yet another guy which develop into going to fall to earth because it develop into too heavy, both adult men took off there outfits to decrease the burden of it. It did not artwork so that they determined one might want to leap so a minimum of considered one of them might want to have possible at survival. As they did not have any straws they drew matches to be sure who it would want to be and he drew the quick one. hence why he's bare on the floor with a tournament in his hand!
2016-11-27 01:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by mansell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about...
The man was on a flight from the UK to the US; the package was a carry-on he brought on the plane and had his mobile inside. His mobile started ringing and a twitchy hair-trigger air marshall freaked out and threw him off the plane.
2006-09-16 02:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by R.Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he is osma bin laden, the package beside him are sandwiches from Tony Blair to keep his mouth occupied and shut, he likes cheese and jam but tony put some dog poo in their too to keep bush happy but maybe it was bush poo cos no-one has seen tony blair for so long cos hes been so far up bushes ***, sebastian and pm from little britain come t mind.... but anyhow bin ladens parachute never opened and if I don't get the best answer vote, well, the consequences will be so volotile u won't believe, so answer his parachute never opened n he hated his cheese n jam n poo sandwiches.
2006-09-15 15:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The price of the postage for the small package bought on a heart attack due to the royal mails new postal charges!
2006-09-15 14:45:48 · answer #6 · answered by coulditbemanilow 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
An airplane flying overhead dropped a lump of frozen water from a clogged chemical toilet tank. The ice landed on some poor slob who was bringing a boxed birthday present to a friend. The crushing blow from the ice killed him. The ice has since melted and left no trace.
2006-09-15 14:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The package is an unopened parachute
2006-09-15 20:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shot with an icicle arrow. A parachute is not a small package, so it wasn't that.
2006-09-15 14:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he had a over dose on the pills he was taking in that package beside him. He was in the field dropped off from being abducted by aliens he had seen there last week. of course theres no foot prints the aliens were in their ship. they zapped him down. thats what gave it away that he didn't really over dose. the aliens killed him. and dropped him off to make people think he over dosed on the pills. good work CSI. That would be me.
2006-09-15 14:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by sugerglaze28 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The man was probabally running bacause he was late to give the package to a person.So when he was running quickly he rolled then died
2006-09-15 23:13:02 · answer #11 · answered by errrrr..... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋