2006-09-15 14:18:04 · 10 answers · asked by Kel Kel 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
2006-09-15 14:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Three women rob a bank: A blonde, brunette, and redhead. They're on the run and they find a barn to hide in. As the police come in, they each jump into a sack. One of the cops sees the 3 sacks and walks over to investigate. He kicks the first one, and the brunette hiding inside says "meow." He figures there's a cat in there and moves on the next one. When he kicks it, the redhead says "woof." Assuming he just kicked a dog, he moves on to the blonde. He kicks the sack, and the blonde says "potatoes."
2006-09-15 21:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde say after sex?....."So are you guys all on the same team?"
2006-09-15 21:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by G M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde decide to leave home?
She was lost...
2006-09-18 17:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by luckiest 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde was driving so crazy, an officer stopped her and said " why are u driving like an idiot", she said "a tree keeps popping in front of me, the officer said " thats just you're air freshner". -everyone laughs-
2006-09-15 21:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
2003 hide n seek champion
2006-09-15 21:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by the greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blond give head in a Honda?
She was doing her Civic duty.
2006-09-15 21:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by minion 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
...What does Dr. Bones McCoy say before he operates on the brain of a blonde?
..."Space, the final frontier..."
2006-09-18 15:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what will left leg of a blonde say to right leg?
Nothing.. cuz they have never met!!!!!!
2006-09-15 21:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by ritz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.. you know how you have the water bottle with water in it.. and you freeze it in the freezer, and a person asks "how do you get the ice in there"
haha thats so funny
2006-09-15 21:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by imsoCOOL_bejealous 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋