Time for comic relief, do I really look like Santa Claus?

Question

I've been told I look like Santa based on the picture I'm currently using. That is a recent picture (less than one month old), so who do you think I look like if not Santa?

I have a great sense of humor so don't be reluctant to tell me what you really think. I don't take any of this personally.

Thanks.

BTW, I'm not Santa so your Christimas present(s) will not depend on your answer.

Why not in this section?

There is no section for "who do I look like" questions.

I'm a 5th generation Texan.

Hey, Jim-D, I put this picture back up because someone told me they preferred the "polar bear" picture better...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgAeAkLuA_mMx3hzIllPjqDsy6IX?qid=20060915093943AAQBgmO

Can't please everyone, I suppose...

:-)

If you check my profile, you should discover that I have answered well over 6,000 questions, the vast majority in this section.

This is my base of operations on Y!A's, so it is appropriately placed in this section. I'm more interested in what those who "know" me (by my comments) have to say than a bunch of strangers in some other section.

Once again, I'm not offended by your comments or opinions. If we all agreed, the world would be extremely boring...

At least no one claimed I look like Britney Spears.. THAT would be an insult..

:-)

Thanks, Spookshow, contrary to popular rumors, I was not in prison or jail, I have a real life that needs occasional attention...

:-)

To my good friend Jack Bauer:

I lied about being Santa, so on December 24, I will be visiting your house...

And, I'll show you Britney Spears....

I am not Saddam Hussein.

Really. Really, I'm not...

:-)

I am putting this question up for a vote because there is no way I can decide on "best answer" to this question. They are all equally good answers and if I could, I would give all of you 10 points.

Except for Mr. Bauer and he'll get what he deserves on Christmas Eve.

Britney Spears.... bah, humbug!!!!

:-)

Thanks for all your answers.

Answer 1

Yeah you do... but why is this in this section?

Answer 2

How can anyone know what santa claus looks like?
It'd be the same as asking the leyman to describe what Tinker Bell or God look like.

They are fictional characters within the human mind. To say that Santa Clause looks a certain way is contradictary in itself as everyone see's this hallucination with in their brain in millions of different ways.
All figments of mankind's immaginations.

It's kind of like getting children in Art class to paint a picture of a house. If there are 20 kids, each house will look completely different and most will revert back to their house at home and incorporate a sense of their own home on the painting.

Answer 3

If that is how you truly look, I say you should stick with that picture! :-) It would be pretty boring if we all looked the same!! I am sure glad the Lord created all of us in such unique ways! If you are unhappy with how you look, you are insulting the most Divine Artist of all humanity! I'm not trying to be cheesy or anything, it's just that it's clearly evident in the Bible!

Oh, and I enjoy your great sense of humor! We need miore people like you in this world who are able to laugh at themselves once and a while! May the grace of God fill your heart! ><>

Answer 4

I knew it
I knew it
I knew it

Santa does exist!
You have made my day!
For years and years I've been
arguing about your existence,
and here out the blue, you appear.

Did you get all my letters - wrote
you every year. How is Mrs. Klaus?
And the elves? And the Reindeers?

You must promise me you will stop
by my home this Christmas, or
I will go into deep depression.
I know you really don't like milk and
cookies, so I'll have something better!
See you Santa!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,.....

Answer 5

Sort of a mix between Saddam Hussein and Santa. lol. no offense. I actually think your answers to questions are pretty good but just thats the first thing that came to mid when you asked this question.

Answer 6

Kind of a stoned, slightly cross-eyed, potentially Asian Santa...no offense intended. Seriously. I've seen your answers elsewhere and enjoy the blunt, common sense nature of them. I understand why you posted to this forum.

Thanks for trying to give this forum a much-needed laugh, though a posting to the "polls and surveys" forum might have garnered less inflammatory results :)

Answer 7

Hey, JT...you look like Santa after a real hard Christmas Eve!! lol ....just kidding!! Oh, and I want a Barbie Dream House. Cookies will be waiting.....

Answer 8

i might want to imagine that he's really flabby and wrinkly...given his age and weight topics, ya recognize? i might want to truthfully not prefer to run into him even as he's bare. certain, they have childrens. they are all followed as he can not discover his lil chum with a view to get Mrs. Claus pregnant. in basic terms would not artwork..... *sigh* So all of those elves? Yeah, those are his followed children that Mrs. Claus grew to develop into into slaves in a sweatshop making toys for tens of millions of children international huge. That develop into part of her revenge on Santa for making her undertake.

Answer 9

You need to whiten your brows, grow out the beard and stuff your cheeks with cotton... then I think you would have definite Santa potential.

Are you planning to dress up as Santa for Halloween?

Answer 10

Kenny Rogers maybe but not Santa Claus.

Answer 11

If you were fat and your hair and eyebrows were grayer, you would look like Santa. I personally think you're too small and your hair is too dark to be Santa. But I'm sure little children get a kick out of it! :-D