Q1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Q2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
C: He is a decorated war hero. H e's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
2006-09-15 13:50:51 · 20 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs. ..built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundred s of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line. LOL!!!
2006-09-15 13:58:37 · update #1
I saw a friend of mine in this town in Mexico,he was blind drunk,had a knife in one hand and a gun in the other.I asked him what the hell he was doing.He said he didn't know if he was going to cut across the street or shoot up the alley!
2006-09-15 13:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the start of the space race, NASA spent billions of dollars trying to develop a pen that would work in space, so astronauts can write during their missions. After years of research, they finally developed a pen which can write anywhere, regardless of gravity or the lack thereof. It was a breakthrough indeed. Russia gave their astronauts pencils. The moral? Sometimes, the most basic, everyday solution can be used instead of a fancy, over-the-top expensive technology breakthrough. Think simple.
2016-03-17 21:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...
2006-09-15 13:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honey I admire you, but there are things you just don't know. We are living in a world of sand. Everything is insignificant. For we can build greatness out of nothingness; all which is great is in fact nothing. Prove me wrong, and you'll be proving me right.
2006-09-15 14:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've heard some of those before..that's pretty crazy..
all those people who spazzed out and thought it was a rant, I'm not sure why..you were just giving some useless bits of info that were fun to read =) lol
2006-09-15 14:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ludwig van Beethoven was baptized on December 17th 1770 at Bonn. His family originated from Brabant, in Belgium. His father was musician at the Court of Bonn, with a definite weakness for drink. His mother was always described as a gentle, retiring woman, with a warm heart. Beethoven referred to her as his "best friend". The Beethoven family consisted of seven children, but only the three boys survived, of whom Beethoven was the eldest.
get your facts straight
2006-09-15 14:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thank you. That was awesome. Completely made me think twice, just what I wanted. Congrats. I wish I could give you 10pts for such a wicked question!
2006-09-15 13:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have heard those facts. I remain astonished at the congressional facts. Yucky!
2006-09-15 14:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by finaldx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That just goes to show ya you can't judge the book by its cover and I've heard this before. I would've chosen C, but he was PURE EVIL!
2006-09-15 14:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow ! Made-up "facts" to justify some bureaucrat telling a woman what to do with her body.
The stuff about Beethoven is nonsense. Please don't publish such stuff before checking it out first with reputable sources. What you have done is intellectually dishonest.
2006-09-15 13:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by John the Revelator 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋