Old but cute?

Question

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes,
right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good
luck! By the way,what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them payed."

Answer 1

Had all of the adults in the house rolling. Thanks feel kind of guilty taking the two points since we laughed so hard.

Answer 2

Darling, that's as cute as giving birth seven children in one night.

Answer 3

Funny;)

Answer 4

hehehehehehehehehe i like that one. little scarey and OUCH that would hurt. but what happneds to the ladeys? do their boobs get cut off??? >^,,^<

Answer 5

hahaha very very smart old lady

but scary

Answer 6

ouch. But what about the women?

Answer 7

And it serves them right, too!

Answer 8

I know what's in the other bag!!!!!!! Hehehehe!!!!

Answer 9

HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY

Answer 10

i guess you could call her granny bobit...hahahaha