MYSTERY SOLVED
It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called
Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was
horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't
need 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten years is plenty." "Man spoke up and
said: "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.
The Lord called on the lion and also gave him 20 years. The lion
too, wanted only 10 years. Again, Man spoke up. "May I have the other 10
years?" "Of course," said the lion.
Then came the donkey, who was also given 20 years. Like the others,10 years was enough for him. Man again asked for the spare 10 years, and got
them.
This explains why man has
20 years of normal sex life
10 years of monkeying around
10 years of lion about it and
10 years of making a jackazz out of himself.
2006-09-15 13:10:21 · 6 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2006-09-15 13:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by honneebee68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super funny *double high five*
2006-09-15 20:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was really funny
2006-09-15 20:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry...but that was LaMe.....
2006-09-15 20:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by casual_rosebud_chic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
2006-09-15 20:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!
2006-09-15 20:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋