A burglar breaks into a house and as he's creeping around with his flashlight he hears this voice say, "Be careful! Jesus is watching!" The burglar looks around but doesn't see anything. He continues on to the next room and he hears the same voice, "Be careful! Jesus is watching!" Startled he shines his flashlight around and says, "Who's there?" when his light hits on a parrot who says, "Be careful! Jesus is watching!" "Who are you?" demands the burglar. "I'm Naploean." answered the parrot. "What fool would name his parrot Napolean?" asked the burglar. "The same fool that named his Rottweiler Jesus!" replied the parrot.
2006-09-15 13:03:07 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dnnyo, you took my second parrot joke!! :( lol
2006-09-15 13:31:56 · update #1
a good parrot joke deserves another...
There was this fella with a parrot.
And this parrot swears like a sailor,
He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type,
and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
2006-09-15 13:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."
2006-09-15 15:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Swirly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this Joke!! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 05:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-17 16:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love those jokes hehehe.. :D especially the other one
2006-09-15 15:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly entertaining
2006-09-15 13:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha real funny
2006-09-15 13:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-09-15 13:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by jonny d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWUAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats awesome
2006-09-15 13:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by angelchick098 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I like it.
2006-09-15 13:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by Reca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋