i cant do any of the things they teach in self defence class
they are too complicated for me.
2006-09-15 12:54:54 · 22 answers · asked by hannah_upton 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
kick him in the nuts. He'll pass out...
2006-09-15 12:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by A K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you asked. The best way to overcome a man's threashold is with chemical and genital torture. This can be accomplished more easilly if you asphyxiate him. Restrain him with his face and crotch exposed. If you don't have a lot of experience in choking a man the safest method is to use your own hand. You'll want to squeeze the trakea enough to restrict his airflow without cutting it off. The best chemical irritant to use is a Wet Chemical Mace. Peper Spray or Mace arisol will blowback on you in close quarters and odds are you have a lower pain tollerace than he does. Even with wet mace you might want to wear a mask to protect yourself. Both the face and genitals make a good target for mace. If your man is still conscious at this point it's time to torture his genitals. Unless you have particularly strong hands for a woman the best tool for you is a hand held tazer. Most cheap tazers are ment to distract someone so you can run. Putting a men uncounscious will require a bit more juice. You'll want a 9v tazer but a law-enforcement style. One with a long battery life. Apply the tazer directly to his shaft and electicute him with 3 second bursts while restricting his air supply completely. If he's still conscious after three zaps apply more mace and alternate from his shaft to his testicles. Even the toughest man will fade to black in a few minutes.
2006-09-15 20:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by W0LF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Think you better go register yourself, and see a counselor, if self defense is not good enough, than what do you want ? TO TORTURE SOMEONE OR KILL THEM?
Are you hoping that someone on yahoo answers will tell you how to do some "dark, evil, torture" IF NOT, YOU BETTER RESTATE YOUR QUESTION,
Your question sounds more like a plan..
like revenge or something,
and if so,, you are unstable, if i am not understanding you
i apologize..
i just do not have a good feeling about the way you sent your question, and the way you expressed yourself
good luck...
actually, i change my mind.. i do not wish you luck with your state of mind the way it is.
2006-09-15 20:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depending on the size of the guy kicking him in the groin don't always work. Try grabbing it with both hands(make sure you have the balls also) and twist it while squeezing it with all your strength at the same time. If this don't help try f@#$ing their car up!
2006-09-15 19:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by Branded with the Dark Mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one! You know how u have 3 bending parts on your finger. Well, choose a finger and press down from the tip as if you were trying to push it against the middle joint. once you get it in place -JUST SQUEEZE! Can be quite easy to do on non suspecting victims.
2006-09-15 20:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by veggiekayak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a little nasty are you sure it's for self defence?
Kick him in the franks and beans.
2006-09-15 19:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well listen man .... if you dont like the class alot all then you just change it or quit , but if you like it , then try to love the class , and try to cocentrate on the moves and everything , all you have to do is think of nothing else than the moves...... good luck
2006-09-15 20:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by puretruth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him a little tipsy, warm him up in the bedroom. Get him real hot...
then roll over and go to sleep.
2006-09-15 20:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by randyken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are seriously out of order. What do you mean?? You wanna hurt a guy? Why ? Get help my dear!
2006-09-15 20:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonder if this question is for self defence or for pleasure?
2006-09-16 07:47:47 · answer #10 · answered by Dan G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋