Points go to the person who tells the joke, no knock knock jokes okay? I HATE nock nock jokes.
DONT FORGET go and look at my other questions and ACTUALLY ANSWER THEM dont just tell me stupid things that I obvioulsly allready know and dont care about at all, and waste your time.
2006-09-15 12:08:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a pregnant lady who got in a car accident, she was in a coma for 9 months. She woke up from the coma not knowing she already had the babie.. they were twins... The doctor told her that she had twins.. a boy and a girl.. She asked if they named them, he said "well since you were in a coma we askedn your brother because we were not sure if you were going to come out".. she said " Oh great my brother is the idiot in the family".. She asked what he names them.. he said the girl "Denise" she said "not bad.. and the boy?" .......DeNephew....
2006-09-15 12:15:32 · answer #1 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in 1836 in the wild west an old Indian walked into a bar carrying a bag of sh#t and a dead cat. The bar tender that usually don’t allow Indians into his bar seen the Indian decided that he was going to let him in because he wanted to see what he was doing. The Indian walked up to the bar and order a shot of whiskey. The bar tender keeping his distance gave him the shot of whiskey. The old Indian drunk down the shot of whiskey. Took the bag of sh#t threw it on the floor and shot into it 6 times with his revolver. He then grab the dead cat went over to a table, sat down and started chewing on the dead cat. The bar tender who by this time now has his shotgun in hand went over to the Indian and demanded to know what he thinks he is doing. The Indian then stood up in a loud voice announced “I want to be like white men, Drink whiskey, Shoot the sh#t and Eat pu55y“.
2006-09-15 19:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay heres one
A man and woman were on their honeymoon about to make love the man thinking he should set things straight as soon as possible took off his pants and said get into those. The woman looks at him and says im not gettin in these and the man said and you never will remember i wear the pants in this family. So the woman angry takes off her pants and throws them at her husband and tells him forcefully get into them. The husband says i cant. The woman says and you never will with that attitude.
2006-09-15 19:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Cuntry_&_Luvin_It 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for sharing your other questions with me.
I feel a lot dumber now.
2006-09-15 19:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-15 19:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋