A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."
"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good bye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $227.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
2006-09-15 11:57:31 · 16 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Always makes me smile. I have not heard that one in a long time......
2006-09-15 12:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be like that girl in that R Kelly porn the one that got piss in her face.
Cause your a fan of being pist on.
well here's to ya i guess it takes all kinds to make the world go round. lol Pistonfan
Or maybe you are telling everyone that you like to piss on fans
2006-09-15 19:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I should try that someday! Lol j/k! That was FUNNY! And messed up... it kind of bothered me, wouldnt that piss you off? I SOOO SAW THAT COMING. HAHAHA YOUR GOOD!
2006-09-15 19:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome.....a 10 out of 10 !!!
2006-09-15 19:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 12:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute little joke.
2006-09-15 19:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by Libby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw that one coming lol
2006-09-15 19:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so sad for the man
2006-09-15 20:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be him!
HA HA
2006-09-15 19:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it can be a lesson to all
2006-09-15 19:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋