2006-09-15 11:53:38 · 33 answers · asked by fingers 69 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They need them as they keep instructions in there like....Breath in breath out
2006-09-15 11:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by brandit2001uk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Round Handbags
2016-11-05 04:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women always dance around their handbags and their shoes, and when i guy even comes close they taser them. Why? because they are just here to dance. They've had a hard week at work and fell the need to express themselves through the art of dance
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2006-09-15 11:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a clue but I know a way of stopping them doing it.
Several years ago I was out with friends and our girlfriends started dancing round their handbags, when they came back to the tables we took their handbags and danced round them ourselves.
They never did it again.
2006-09-15 11:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We dance around our handbags as an act of worship. Without the purse, life as we know ceases to exist.
2006-09-15 11:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our handbags have feelings, too, and we don't want them to feel left out; Plus, when it's the night of the Coven Meeting and the full moon isn't visible, we substitute our handbags and worship them in the dark of night....
2006-09-15 11:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if they do its because
1. they dont want to leave them on the seat or table they were sitting at.
2. they cant leave one of the women babysitting the bags while the rest dance.
3. they all dance on the dance floor and hold their bags in their hands or on their shoulder?.. hmm well that wouldnt work
4. put their bags on the floor but behind them so they cant see them? .. hmm well that wouldnt work
5. only alternative is to put the bags infront of them but on the floor 'hense' women dance around their bags...
they could do what i do though.. dont take a bag and get your man to buy the beer all night, pay the taxi and finish off with a nice curry compliments of the man!!
2006-09-15 11:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by confused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a handbag is a better dancer than me.
2006-09-15 11:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by opitmdotcom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 or 4 shots of tequila and they start wearing their handbags for hats.
2006-09-15 11:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dane cook said that.
Because we love our handbags more than we love our men.
2006-09-15 11:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ancient Pagan courting ritual the village maidens would paint up their faces adorn their body with shiny ornaments and remove most of their clothes then when it was dark they would find a clearing and placing their most treasured possession s in a pile on the ground and dance round them hoping to attract a mate
2006-09-15 12:12:48 · answer #11 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋