There is no glade or cologne or perfume in there at all. No exhaust fan either. What does one do to avoid personal embarrassment?
2006-09-15 11:15:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
Crap in the garbage can and toss the bag out the bathroom window.
Also if your friend has any neighbors who are immigrants you can always blame the smell on them....even if they are out of town and you have clearly crapped your pants, this one will usually work unless your friends are tree hugging hippy liberals, in which case you and blame the smell on George W.
2006-09-15 11:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would take a dump at my friends house but the way you should do it is make sure no 1 else have to take a dump. make sure u take a quick dump make it come out fast and make sure the window is open and have an air fresher spray but not a lot then leave and close the door behind you that's the best way
2006-09-15 11:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a friend don't worry about it, just make sure you close the door so the smell doesn't linger. If you feel really embarrassed just make a joke out of it and apolgize, it will instantly take the guilt off your shoulders and you can laugh and forget about it.
2006-09-15 11:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by nickieca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a VERY good friend that you've known forever, and you just HAFTA HAFTA go, then it might be ok to pitch a steaming loaf at their place. If it's a more formal acquaintance, then pretend to take a "very important call" on your cell phone outside, and then come back and tell your friend, "sorry, gotta go!" Head to your nearest McDonald's restroom and blast one with ease!
2006-09-15 11:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!! what you should do is spray hairspray if there is any around...more luck if its a girls or if girls are present at the house...and if they notice that its been sprayed jsut say that you acidentally knocked it over some how are it fell, you ran into the sink(lol) and when you went to pick it up, you acidentally sprayed some ....or jsut make up some excuse like you had tacos and/or beans the other night or say you have some problem with your digestive system lately>>?
OR
just come clean and say....well, sorry, i really had to go, get over it, we all have our bad days
2006-09-15 12:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just do it. Do not be using their perfume to spray it either, that would make me mad. And don't open one of their windows as another suggested, I have an outdoor car that harasses my indoor cats and keep my windows closed most of the time so he doesn't rip another screen out.
2006-09-16 06:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why be embarassed if it a good un leave it for the next man and wear a smile as you leave the room gently closing the door behind you
2006-09-15 11:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by martinsbits2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone poops some smell worse then others but yea i d take that dump instead of putting myself thru the pain of holding it in or sh**tin on myself
2006-09-15 11:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by glass_city_hustla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a guy's friend's place or a girl's. If it's a guy's who cares but if it's a chick I would just say to suck it up and hold it.
2006-09-15 11:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dean-o 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa! Carry your own Orange Magic or Ozium everywhere you "go".
2006-09-16 06:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋