My reason for asking this (and I am embarrassed), is that recently I have been feeling sick in the mornings. As well as that, I have been experiencing strange cravings for unusual foods (such as coal, chalk, candle wax, etc)
I have not been intimate with a female recently, but I have been in close proximity to pregnant females (using the same toilets, breathing the same air, sharing cups, etc)
Could I really be pregnant, or is just all just a figment of my imagination?
2006-09-15 10:57:23 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
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2006-09-15 11:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dazza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may check with a doctor whether you are a sea horse, crocodile or tortoise like animal first. Sex of such animals are developed according to the weather pattern they are born. If that are all alright then you may go for a brain mapping. Something could be wrong there.
As you said you had no sex, you may possibly deliver an Egg too. Wait for the big day! You should alert the Guinness guys so that they will put your name in the book of world records then.
2006-09-15 11:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Rammohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you cannot be pregnant. But, it is quite possible that you are craving foods and feeling "morning sickness" , just watch out for the expanding waist line that comes along with it....I remember hearing this on the news a couple years ago, that studies have found that men living with pregnant women often share the feelings of pregnancy.....I think it was like SYMPATHY PAINS! But, rest assured....you have no uterus , so unlike your female companions you will not be bringing home a bundle of joy in nine months.
2006-09-15 11:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be pregnant! It's impossible. However, if you are experiencing those wierd craving like chalk, coal, ect. You might be anemic. I know that when people have anemia they like to eat wierd items such as the ones you mentioned also ice, rocks, ect. Go check with a doctor because you might be low on iron and might have to take some vitamins.
2006-09-15 11:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by I smile because of them ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well honey, i don't think u have any eggs in your body, and if u was where would u hold it and how would it come out. now u know u not pregnant but i think there is something wrong wit ya head, instead of a HPT u need to get your head tested.......other then that i hope u feel better.
but u know what u might have gotten a "woman" pregnant because we do have eggs. maybe u should ask the people u have messed with lately how they r feelin.
2006-09-15 11:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by Akira20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you relatively be attentive to once you ovulated and conceived? The formulation they use makes use of the thought you ovulated on day 14 of your cycle (with day a million being the 1st day of menstruation). in case you be attentive to the day you actual ovulated, you could subtract 14 days, and use that as a falsified first day of final era. And, considering it relatively is barely for interest sake, being pregnant exams generally artwork via the "first day of ignored era", which may be around 14 days after ovulation (the luteal section varies for various women human beings to boot, yet no longer via almost as a lot time as ovulation can). Dec 7 substitute into too early, so ovulation substitute into in all probability after Nov 23. And Dec 17 minus 14 is Dec 3, so it substitute into in all probability between Nov 23 and Dec 3. Minus yet another 14 days makes the fake first day of menstruation date between Nov 9 and 19. Then upload 9 months and seven days (or subtract 3 months and upload 7 days): between August sixteen and 26. yet actual transport date will variety via better than than besides, so merely saying it would in all probability be an August toddler stands out as the closest we are in a position to get at this factor.
2016-10-01 00:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you were married and your wife were pregnant, some husbands have Psychological pregnancies. They gain weight, exhibit the food cravings. That sort of thing.
But No, anatomically I don't think your put together properly for the job.
2006-09-15 11:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Yes you are really pregnant. It's a virus that you obviously caught from breathing the same air as pregnant women.
2006-09-15 11:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are pregnant then remember my name! i feel really sorry for you as you must be having a really hard time with this,i would imagine that because you have been around alot of pregnant females then you could be having a phanton pregnancy never heard of it but could be possible i suppose if i was you i would go and see a doctor and explain
2006-09-16 05:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by sam* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will have twins....
Listen to yourself! Pregnant?! Maybe it is in the lab like Arnold in the film possible, but not like this way,. It's your imagination. How old are you anyway? Cause this question (sorry pal) is the most weirdest and silliest that I've ever heard!
2006-09-15 11:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Soso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure where you're from that you'd consider coal , chaulk and wax as food items but I doubt that you'd be pregnant.You may want to talk to your doctor soon tho...just in case your body is not getting enough medication !!
2006-09-15 11:03:45 · answer #11 · answered by taterhead30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋