A woman who loved baked beans had to give them up because they caused so much gas.
One day it was her birthday and her car broke down. As she was walking home, she passed a diner that had baked beans on special. She figured since it was still a long walk home, she would have some beans.
On her way home, she began to fart. Just when the last fart came, she arrived home.
Her husband met her at the door and said I have a surprise for you, but you must put on this blindfold. He led her to the dinner table and she sat down.
Just then the phone rang and the husband went to the next room to answer it. She felt a fart coming on, so she let it rip. Then another and a third and a fourth before her husband got back.
He then took off her blindfold and there sat six of her closest friends for a surprise birthday party.
2006-09-15 10:22:19 · 23 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Buttocks
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2006-09-15 10:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is old, and the version I read had a guy in it, with 20 people seated around the table.
2006-09-15 14:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - very good. Handy hint, though - put some punctuation marks (Full stops, commas, etc), so we know where the sentences begin & end, cos I think it's falling a bit flat, otherwise.
2016-03-27 03:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of that joke before it is simular to the 1 you wrote;-)
2006-09-15 11:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by answermyquestionsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a surprise LOL
2006-09-15 10:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before. it was told much differently. i like the other version better. no offense.
2006-09-15 10:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before, but it is still funny.
2006-09-15 10:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Terra T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of a shi++y dinner don't ya think
2006-09-15 11:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by steve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-17 17:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before.. it sure is funny.
2006-09-15 10:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋