A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.
2006-09-15 10:09:39 · 16 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one hope u don't mind if i repeat it.
2006-09-15 10:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by daniel b 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh. I would have never thought that would have been the ending. This is terrific..Thanks so much for sharing.
If it were possible to give you a double thumbs up, believe me I would do it..VERY GOOD.....
2006-09-15 11:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why "hear it comes" (which does not make experience interior the English language) and greater importantly, why "ballot" before everything? all of us understand that - that is component to the call of the class ! ! !
2016-10-15 01:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by merkel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could he be saying that he was coming and he was in the room with her? Unless he has a clone...
2006-09-15 10:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats was cute and funny keep them coming[lol]
2006-09-15 10:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by ann p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha,ha,haaaa.that was a good one.from mikhal in israel.
2006-09-15 10:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
2006-09-15 10:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha thats so wrong
2006-09-15 10:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha poor guy.
2006-09-15 11:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAA HAA THAT WAS FUNNY
2006-09-15 10:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋