A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other one idiot?" the boss asked.
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
2006-09-15 10:09:21 · 14 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm embarrassed to say that I laughed!
2006-09-15 10:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by CALAVA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good getting off early on a Friday about to walk past all these cackling crows that don't like me, while I'm laughing in their faces on my way out the door and they think I'm either crazy or they think I'm laughing at them JOKE!!!!! LMAO too!!! TY!!!!
LOL & Be Good...=)
2006-09-15 10:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by feva 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess the guy really is an idiot. I would've told the big woman.
It's an ok joke, not the best, but not the worst either.
2006-09-15 10:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
prime example of a male blonde. lol
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2006-09-15 10:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-17 17:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-09-15 10:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by CHRiS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i also heard that one on funnyfly.com
2006-09-15 10:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! He got all 'flustrated' didn' he?
2006-09-15 10:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-18 05:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should have mind his own buisness
2006-09-15 10:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by vrvmpp20 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋