Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-09-15 10:05:05 · 12 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm at work and I think I'm going to get fired to laughing so loud.
2006-09-15 10:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i saw this really tall guy at the Airport in Denver, CO and he was wearing a shir that read: "I'm 6'10 and NO I don't play basketball"
You could tell it was home made. Pretty funny though.
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2006-09-15 10:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... 5/ 10
2006-09-15 10:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats hilarious; obviously a misunderstanding but boy was it funny
2006-09-15 10:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by Harold P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good one! i love your jokes!!
2006-09-15 10:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUT OF MY SEAT.
2006-09-15 22:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!nice one!
2006-09-15 10:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Schlav!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. lol
2006-09-15 10:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by ann p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-16 05:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME:)
2006-09-15 10:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by d b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋