for anything?...not cheezy ones like "your mom" but ones that'll wip the smile off thier face, and make me sound smart?lol.?
2006-09-15 09:57:16 · 10 answers · asked by indianschick24 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wipe* the smile off their face
2006-09-15 10:00:53 · update #1
1. say what you got to say, make it short and sweet, and then say "END OF STORY"!
2. here's a dime, call somebody who gives a ****!
3. the best part of you ran down your mama's leg!
4. sometimes your elevator doesn't run to the top but come to think about it most of the time it doesn't run at all!
5. you are about as cool as rotten teeth!
6. the reason you act like you are better than me is because you know you are not!
7. there is only one animal you remind me and that is a jackass!
8. if you took off your costume you would prove you are a do do bird!!
9. your advice is like spoiled milk, terrible!
10. you are always critical of what i say or do! you know, go look into a mirror and work on yourself for you sure have a lot of improvement to make!
11. don't worry about where i'm going, you are not my drill sargeant!
12. you and diarreaha have one thing in common you both make me feel bad so that is why i'm glad when you both leave!
13. being around you is like being around somebody who hasn't bathed in a month-you both are gross!
14. quit worrying about my life because i don't care what you think, so keep it to yourself!
15. i'm sick of your smart comments-stay the hell away from me!
2006-09-15 10:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It helps being sarcastic. When it comes to bullies, even adult ones it helps to not lose control, which is what bullies want. They want to see you all hot and bothered. It really depends what the comeback is for. If you want it to be good, then you can't care what the other party thinks at all. Try going to message boards and practicing there first.
2006-09-15 10:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by luckyscribe7 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
u can never sound smart by whipping the smile off others face
2006-09-15 09:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by trexen 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't want to have to explain every joke that I tell you. My brain power is so superior that you won't even realize that I insulted you.......What?! You don't get it?! Well, to bad I won't explain how I just insulted you. ;)
2006-09-15 10:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could have been your daddy,but you're mom couldn't change a quarter! Or Weren't you the host of the Dating Game for awhile?
2006-09-15 10:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Guy: "Hey, Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours."
Girl: "Hey, Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours."
Guy: "Is this seat taken?"
Girl: "No, and this one will be if you sit down."
Guy: "Baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Get out!"
Guy: "I'd die happy if I saw you naked."
Girl: "I'd die laughing if I saw you naked."
2006-09-15 10:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by xportuguesax 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish Cyndi Lauper would make a comeback!!
2006-09-15 10:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Be sarcastic about EVERYTHING.
2006-09-15 10:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat when she wears high heels...she strikes oil!!
your daddy so stupid he thinks a chemisty is what happens in bed!!
2006-09-15 10:00:54 · answer #9 · answered by Poser, Scene, Emo Kid 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
you need your own snap,be creative
2006-09-15 10:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by Stoner 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋