I hosted an adult toy party last night. My plan was to get everyone really drunk so they would spend a lot of money. My friend was our bartender, it was great. Except my plan backfired, I ended up getting smashed and bought a lot of stuff!
I'm cool with most of my purchases, but there is one I'm not quite sure what to do with. It's a 3 foot double headed dong.
Do you think they'll let me return it?
What should I do with it?
2006-09-15 09:37:31 · 32 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Why would you not want to keep it? I mean, what a great conversation piece for the coffee table...
Or...are you active in the kitchen? If you don't already have a rolling pin, you could use it as that...
2006-09-16 06:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by HughGRection 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a 3 foot double ended sex toy?! There's only one thing to do. Get your freak on with someone!
2006-09-15 09:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well........unless you like to be with girls, I would try to return it. I am sure that you know what it is for, but in case not......it is for two girls to have certain pleasures (you know what I mean) at the same time. If you can't return it and you have a boyfriend, feel free to experiment.
2006-09-15 09:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by sea shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends If you used it? I'm sure you did so maybe if you disinfect it, clean it up real good you might be able to return it!! What should you do with it? Sit on it! And ride it like a bull!!!
2006-09-15 09:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by TBONE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a question! Depending on the company, check their return policy.
2006-09-15 09:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by MiMi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The all have return policies. Call your host and ask her about hers.
2006-09-15 09:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No why would you?! Get yourself another friend and use the hell out of it. After all you did buy it and I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
2006-09-15 09:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by DrmRboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounded like one hell of a party....What the heck you might as well keep it.......If anything you can double your pleasure all by yourself........for that alone it's worth it!
2006-09-15 17:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg...i did too...u r sooo persuasive when u r drunk!!!
we should have another party and resell them...after we test them out on each other of course....
i dont want to try out the dongs though...ill let u show me how they work...wink wink
2006-09-15 09:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try giving it away as a gift.
2006-09-15 09:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋