Only found in America
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
2006-09-15 09:32:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before but it still makes me think..
2006-09-15 09:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i saw it on funnyfly.com but i never read it. i really like the one with the large cheeseburger and fries and a diet coke. that was funny. and the last one on politics
thanks 4 the tickle.
2006-09-15 16:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
2006-09-15 22:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, thats a pretty cool one...I think I've read it before. Its so true too
2006-09-15 16:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by wyomingirlie16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-18 00:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 12:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its funny when you think about that kinda stuff
2006-09-15 16:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by shaunyjol6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, yea its pretty true
2006-09-15 16:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
2006-09-15 16:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-18 06:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by El 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋