Who's got the funniest joke?

Question

I would like to hear your funniest joke and please try to keep them short I don't feel like reading too much

Answer 1

Three surgeons were sitting around talking about the types of patients they liked to operate on.

The first said, "I like to work on Germans; once you open them up, everything is arranged in a neat, orderly, militaristic fashion - it makes things easy."

The second said, "I like to operate on Japanese; once you open them up, everything is color-coded, like their electronics. It makes operating easier."

The last surgeon said, "I like to operate on lawyers - once you open them up, there's no heart, no guts, no backbone, and there's only two moving parts, the mouth and the anus; and those are interchangeable."

Answer 2

To Screw Or Not To Screw


In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the back of the person in front of him.

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you
are doing?"

"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that
you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't
help practicing my art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a
lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

Answer 3

Why did Santa Clause go though 3 wives in 1 year?
Because they were ho,ho,ho's
Stupid? I know.

Here's another dumb one.
Why did Mr alphabet leave during the movie?
He had a pee.

Answer 4

What would a canibal call Nicole Richie?


A light snack

Answer 5

what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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Answer 6

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