a scotish woman comes home and her husband is stodd there with his knob hanging in his boot... what does she say to him
10 points for first right answer
2006-09-15 09:27:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She says, "Will you please stop fockin' aboot ??"
2006-09-16 04:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by eponymouswhitey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When i said there's something in Boots for your problem,,,?.
What's with the extra eye and the skinny lace?
Aw,,what was i just gonna say? It's on the tip of your tongue.
Since when did you start wearing thigh high boots?.
Pull your socks up Jimmy! just like the Doctor said, i can almost see your nuts myself!
You have an elver in your waders.
2006-09-16 02:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you've got a foot eh? Well I used to know a guy with a twelve inch knob ...... but he didn't use it as a rule!
2006-09-15 10:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You been wasting money on new boots again. Or, new boots eh, it's a pity you didn't buy a hat. (understand? think about it)
2006-09-15 09:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mind you dont put your foot in it Jock !
2006-09-15 21:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
angus, Is that the loch ness monster. oc aye the noo, its in your shoe.
2006-09-15 11:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've only gone and put ur foot in it again!!!!!
2006-09-15 09:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
still haven't fixed the door yet?
2006-09-15 09:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by searching4something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That won't make it a foot.
2006-09-15 09:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous_dave 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I hope you haven`t used one of those bricks from my new front wall again!!"
2006-09-15 09:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Happy. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Where did you get the 'bellend' bottoms from, Jock".
2006-09-15 09:34:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋