A man is sitting down looking out of a window. How did he die?
2006-09-15 09:23:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plane crash
2006-09-15 11:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was walking down the street, when A window fell on him , he ended up sitting on the pavement with the window over his head...
God knows, but it sounds ok.
2006-09-15 16:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the man sits on his couch with his laptop, looking out his window, he goes to Yahoo answers, sees a question titled "How did he die?", clicks it, reads it, and grabs the nearest sharp object, a sharpened pencil, he repeatedly stabbed him self in the eye balls, he latter died of blood loss. The neighbors last heard him scream "THAT WAS SO STUPID"!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 16:33:17 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He fell out the window.
2006-09-15 16:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boredom
2006-09-15 16:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by inquisitor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was driving, looking out of the car window instead of keeping his eyes on the road, and a car ran smack into his i guess.
2006-09-15 17:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he got shot through the window.
2006-09-15 16:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by mayo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he's looking out of the window how is he died
2006-09-15 16:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by nxmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)someone pushed him
2)he got vertigo and fell
3)he had a heart attack and fell
2006-09-15 16:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his girlfriend found his cell phone with women in it. he thought "maybe if i die, i can get out of this".
2006-09-15 16:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by *HOT*GHETTO*MESS* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz volton of the planet berlak got mad and zapped him
2006-09-15 16:27:37 · answer #11 · answered by the greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋