You ever sit in one of those metal fold up chairs and the fart actually travels up your back a little bit then pops. Did that ever happen to Jesus?
2006-09-15 09:22:58 · 22 answers · asked by EaterOfCarpet 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope so. But, when he farted, did it stink?
2006-09-15 09:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay. I laughed out loud at that one. That's a universal human experience today, but chairs were uncommon except for official ceremonial purposes in Jesus day. And no folding chairs. Those big cushions they sat on muffle the noise pretty well.
2006-09-15 16:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Doubtful since those metal fold up chairs weren't around during Jesus' time.
2006-09-15 16:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not have any proof of my answer because I was not around at that time, but I imagine He did pass gas. I do not think they had metal chairs then, so I doubt that happened to Him. Why do you want to know? Now, you should get your mommy & daddy to tell you about the birds & bees and anything else about flatulence. Be a good boy and don't use the Lord's name in vain and say your prayers before you go to bed. Remember-Jesus loves you.
2006-09-15 16:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, many historicians say that Jesus lived then died about 20 centuries ago.
Jesus was a human. Every human farts at least once in his/her whole life.
So, if I assume the fact that Jesus existed, my answer is:
Yes, Jesus did fart. Every human farts.
2006-09-15 16:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is human but God isn't. He's a spirit . But Jesus did fart even though it may not say. Jesus is like us. But like i said this is again one of those stupid queston that have nothing to do with God.
2006-09-15 16:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Human beings fart.
2006-09-15 16:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Apollo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think Jebus did fart.
Not sure if they had metal chairs in his time.
I think it depends on if professional wrestling was around during the time of Jebus.
2006-09-15 16:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to get off the meth,who is this Jesus your talking about..
2006-09-15 17:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by BEERBELLY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes he did. all human beings fart. it's a natural habbit!
2006-09-15 16:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Kayt♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's hilarious! I'm sure he did.
Are you really a carpet eater?
2006-09-15 16:25:12 · answer #11 · answered by Squirrel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋