2006-09-15 09:08:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock, knock. Whos there? Gestarpo! Gestarpo who?
VE VIL ASK DER QVESTIONS!!
2006-09-15 11:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Whos' There?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
2006-09-15 09:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by Drewood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Wife got me with this one:
"I have a knock knock joke for you"
"Okay"
"You start"
So, of course instinctively I say:
"Knock Knock"
Wife: "Who's there"?
Yeah, that left me in quite the hole. Sometimes women are smarter!
2006-09-15 09:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com
2006-09-15 09:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock, Knock
who's there?
monica
monica who?
monicas are falling down!!!!
2006-09-16 01:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock, who's there?
icholas, .. Nicholas Who?
Nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees.
Knock Knock, Who's there?
Theresa, Theresa Who?
Theresea Green.
Knock Knock, Who's there?
Doctor, Doctor Who?
Knock Knock, Who' There?
Ivor.... Ivor Who?
Ivor Bigun.
Knock Knock .. who's there?
Egbert, Egbert Who?
Egbert Nobacon.
Knock Knock, Who's there?
Isabelle, Isabell Who?
Isabelle really necessary on a Bicycle.
2006-09-15 09:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Ken?
Ken who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?
2006-09-15 09:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one took me years to work out and some of my mates are still confused.
This mentally disabled boy told me:
'Knock Knock'
'Who's There'
'Dog!!'
Then he would start laughing!
2006-09-16 02:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by Dodgey Jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankly speaking i hate these Knock Knock and Yo mama jokes, comon man there are many other funny jokes
2006-09-15 09:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
knock knock
2006-09-15 09:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋