a lawyer opened the door of his BMW when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. when the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW
"officer, look at what they’ve done to my Beee-mer," he whined
"you lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "you’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off in the accident!" he chided
"oh my GOD, I’m going to faint!" replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his left arm once was, "where in the hell is my Rolex?"
2006-09-15 09:03:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok. that's funny.
2006-09-15 09:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-09-15 18:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats kinda cute, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
2006-09-15 16:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-09-15 16:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by searching4something 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
They are not - re - read ur joke - Funny though LOL
2006-09-15 16:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny got to give it to u 10.9
2006-09-15 18:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha...
Thats funny..
i enjoyed it...
2006-09-15 16:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
WOW!!! I knew lawyers were materialistic, but that is insane. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
2006-09-15 16:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sadistic and funny....
2006-09-15 16:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋