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Can you prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fake?
Can you prove that Zeus is fake?
What about Cupid?
Apollo?
Allah?
The Invisible Pink Unicorn?
The Purple Unicorn of Osiris?

And I don't mean pulling some stupid passage out of that fruity little book. I mean using real evidence that would stand up if all the scientists in the world were to examine and test it.

2006-09-15 09:01:23 · 17 answers · asked by Toronto 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Moonfroggie,

If that fruity little book is the word of your god and your god is perfect (according to the book), why does it have so many contradictions, errors, and etc....?

2006-09-15 09:05:40 · update #1

17 answers

You will rot in hell for taking the name of his holiness the Purple Unicorn of Osiris in vain. To touch his holy horn is your only hope or you can send me some money and I will intercede for you. You heathen daring to speak of the fallen one the I-------e P--k U-----n your sins are treble fold and for this the amount you send must be doubled. i will use this money to build a great temple to the great one with a special storey for me and those who look after his interests and maybe a nice car to take me out to preach his gospel and maybe some hay for the great one himself.

2006-09-15 09:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No we can't, ever herd of a lil thing called faith? Anyway im not even gona try and defend God to such an idiotic question, because that is beneath Him.. Truth be told, at the very least it's soooooooooooo much cooler to say I believe in the Almighty God, Alpha and Omega, Prince of Peace Jesus Christ then to say i believe in a flying spaghetti monster......

2006-09-15 09:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've never encountered or interacted with any of the individuals that you mentioned. I don't know if all the scientists in the world could examine and test the experiences I've had the life changing benefits I've gained by worshipping and loving my God, and frankly, I don't really care. I believe in God and the Bible. That's my choice, my right, and it has changed my life and turned it around. When I was an athiest, life sucked.

2006-09-15 09:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by luvwinz 4 · 0 0

I am not at all a religious person, but perhaps God created truth, and Man created proof. Perhaps God's truth is the center of the universe, and Man's proof is little more than a Red Herring.

If you would like to cure cancer, must you first prove that you will accomplish this objective before you reasonably set out in pursuit of this wonderful end? Scientific research, by definition, requires faith rather than proof.

Sometimes it is fun for non-religious people like me to make fun of religious people like Christians. But when we see religious people like Christians reaching out to help their fellow Human Beings, it is hard to escape the fact that we can really only respect them and their beliefs.

2006-09-15 09:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. Can you prove that that fruity little book of mine, the Bible, isn't God's Holy Word?

Oh, and you forgot purple-footed flying cave cows.

2006-09-15 09:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

I take it that you have not read the "Bible" in its' entirety, it is written by several different apostles at different periods in time, And just like what we say now, if it goes around the table it ends up being everything but what the first person had said. These were ordinary people that "Jesus" had picked as his disciples, to share with them the glory of his father "God" and he had wanted them to go out and spread the good news that all could be saved if in their heart they believed that "Jesus" was in fact the son of "God", and when it came time to surrender his body to the evils of mankind, he did so as to fulfill "Gods' Will"and at the last supper he had told his disciples that one would follow him (being the Holy Spirit) which if a person so asked and believed in his heart thru "Faith", the holy spirit would provide truth, compassion and freedom from his sins. "Jesus is the Bridge between a man and "God" "Jesus" is "Gods" only son that can provide a serenity, peace, truth,and compassion for your fellow man and self, all we have to do is "pray that you believe that Jesus is the son of god, and your sins are forgotten by God himself showing that he is a God of Great mercy and grace, he gave everyone the ability of free choice, but, I can say, "this our Awesome God" loves each one of us, our hearts, our souls, and he is not one to put pressure on you, You, Yourself must ask him to come into your life...The rest of the above list is nonsense, and does not deserve a reply...

2006-09-15 09:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jamaison D 3 · 0 0

I have been to the top of Mount Olympus and not seen Zues or anything else. I have not seen hubble space pictures of Apollo and his chariot.

I have seen God work in my life.

2006-09-15 09:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by TK421 5 · 0 0

Dude, don't even mention the possibility that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fake... that's nearly blasphemy...

2006-09-15 09:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

geez, i liked yuour monster poem but this post is lame & i can almost prove ure fake! put some thought into it, or is the holy spirit irrationally begging u to repent?....chirp

2006-09-15 09:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by enord 5 · 0 0

Can you prove the wind exists? You can't see the wind but we know it's there.

Look up the word FAITH.
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2006-09-15 09:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by april_hwth 4 · 0 1

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