i've been looking throught the questions but they are all adult.
2006-09-15 08:33:15 · 36 answers · asked by flibertyjib 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wat do u call a japanese car thief , Tommy tookamotor
2006-09-15 08:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by micheal s 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
!. Where does a fish keep his money? a river bank
2. What kind of train carries gum? a choo (chew) choo (chew) train.
3. What is red, white, black and fat? Santa Claus
4. What goes up and down but never moves? The highway
5. What dance did the elves do on Christmas? Jingle Bell Rock
6. What did the car's back tires say to the front ones? We will follow you to the end of the world
2006-09-15 08:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Matt M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are these 3.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey coming?
The banana split
How do you catch a elephant?
Hide in the grass and make a noice like a peanut
How do you get an elephant out of a swimming pool?
Very wet
2006-09-15 09:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jake A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Did Tigger Have His Head Down The Toilet??
He Was Looking For Pooh!!
2006-09-15 23:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 9 year old brother just told me these ones Q what has 4 legs but can't move? ...... A) A bed..
Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.. Doctor replies well pull yourself together man.
Why do the cow's lay down when it's raining? To keep each udder (other) dry..
Knock, Knock.. Who's there? Doctor... Doctor who? how did you know that? What's black and white and red (read) allover? A newspaper..
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an orange... Doctor replies have you tried playing Squash?
Hope these go down well
2006-09-19 04:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What fish have two knees?
A Twoknee fish!Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
To give the ants a chance!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
To stop getting wet!
What do elephants do in the evenings?
Watch elevision!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
2006-09-15 08:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by god knows and sees else Yahoo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7.
because 789. (seven ate nine.)
whats yellow and white and travels at 125 miles an hour, a train drivers egg sandwich.
what sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers, a nervous wreck.
doctor doctor. i think i'm invisible. next.
my dogs got no nose.. well how does he smell. terrible..
whats green and thick and hangs from trees.. gorilla snot.
7 year olds love the snot joke.....
2006-09-15 12:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the dog sit in the shade??
Because he didn't want to turn into a hot dog!
My son told this joke to everyone when he was about
that age
He said he wanted to be a comedian now of course
he says he wants to play the bass guitar
2006-09-15 08:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by summer_lebowski 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
Becasue he had no guts.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
I use to be a preschool teacher and my kids always liked these. Hope these helped!
2006-09-15 08:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by Danielle M 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
open it, put the giraffe in, close it, right?
wrong! you have to take the elephant out first!
all the animals are called to a conference by the lion king - which animal doesn't attend?
the giraffe, he's still in the fridge.
you have to cross a river inhabited by crocodiles - you have no boat and there isn't a bridge - how do you get across?
jump in and swim - all the crocodiles are at the conference!
2006-09-18 10:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why is custard Yellow?"
"Don't know"
"So elephants can hide in it"
"But I've never seen an elephant in custard"
"See......it works."
"What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?"
"Time to get a new fence"
Two cows are standing in a field and one says to the other "Have you heard about this mad cow disease that everyone's talking about?" The second cow replies "Yeah, good think it doesn't affect us chickens"
"Why did the mouse cross the road?"
"Dunno"
"To get to the shop. Did you think that was funny?"
"No/yes"
"Neither did the mouse/well the mouse didn't (depending on their answer).....cause the shop was shut!"
"Waiter waiter there's a fly in my soup. What's it doing there?"
"Looks like the back-stroke sir"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a road."
"What's come over you?"
"Two cars, and a bus"
2006-09-15 12:25:38 · answer #11 · answered by Andrew C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋