As of next week Viagra will only be avaliable through the chemists by its chemical name.
So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN, Thank you
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It's a couples Anniversary and the woman decides to do something nice for her husband so she goes to a tattoo parlour and says "can I have the initials of my husband tattooed onto my as-s please? I would like 'b' on one cheek and 'b' on another cheek."
After the tattoo is finished she goes home pulls her trousers down and bends over in-front of her husband and her husband says "Who's Bob?!."
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Two sperm cells are swimming along. One pulls out a map and says to the other: "How far until we get to the fallopian tube?"
and the other replies: "It's miles yet, we've only just past the tonsils."
2006-09-15 08:25:31 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked !!!
2006-09-15 09:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clone Trooper BOB
Squirrel BOB
2006-09-15 15:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Russianator 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! Oh boy is that man an airhead and so is that sperm cell too!
2006-09-15 15:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty, naughty!! LOL.
Have a really great Saturday!
2006-09-16 10:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.lol
they're all c o c k A HOOP
2006-09-15 15:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe yep yep cute and short me likey â¥
2006-09-18 00:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the first and second
2006-09-15 15:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-15 15:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Sallie S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones!!!
2006-09-15 15:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by Blossom_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Thanks for the laugh!! Thats too funny (I really like the 1st one)
2006-09-15 15:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by nat_00420 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋