(setting: the beginning of "Napoleon Dynamite" movie)
Kid "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"
Napoleon "I'm going to try to destroy this bus, what do you think?!"
Napoleon looks to see if the bus driver is looking at him and then he places a bomb under the seat in front of him and sets it for "10 minutes"
Napoleon says to the bus driver "I need to take a tinkle!"
The bus stops and Napoleon runs out of the bus.
After the bus leaves, Napoleon heres an explosion.
And realizes that it wasn't the seat he put the bomb on, it was his BACKPACK!
2006-09-15 08:24:40 · 4 answers · asked by Danny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he
2006-09-15 08:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and smart at the same time. But even so, WATCH SPACEBALLS
2006-09-15 08:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by Russianator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I bet he was so mad!
2006-09-15 08:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that's bad hehe ♥
2006-09-17 17:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋