2006-09-15 08:20:38 · 25 answers · asked by Axel ∇ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-15 08:20:57 · update #1
Obviously, the key is to get her to look at Christianity and think, "That's hot."
2006-09-15 08:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tommy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. Get her out of Hollywood.
2. Keep her away from the mirror and her pancake makeup table.
3. Get her out of love with herself (this is the tough one).
4. Enroll her in an all-girl Bible college (you will have to drag her kicking and screaming on this one).
5. When she is not in class, keep her locked in her dorm room so that she does not go off campus seeking every sleazeball male she can find.
6. Pray, pray, pray!
2006-09-15 15:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Paris has been raptured a little too much. Isn't that how she contracted herpes? Play it safe, kids. Wrap it up.
2006-09-15 15:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, she was brought up that way. In due time, she will awaken and change her attitude about life. She is not a bad person in God's view. Being rich has spoiled her ways. I rather be poor with good attitude than being her.
2006-09-15 15:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 1. Buy the girl some panties
2006-09-15 15:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ug, if Hilton is going to be in heaven, that's just another reason I don't want to go there.
2006-09-15 15:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'd have an easier time converting DVDs to a beta cartridge format
2006-09-15 15:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gawd I'd luv ta 'transmute' her!
2006-09-15 15:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what all the hype about paris hilton is anyway she is way too spoiled.
2006-09-15 15:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont worry about her, she will find a way to get there even if she fools somebody into taking her place.
2006-09-15 15:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋