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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"

2006-09-15 08:08:45 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

OMG!!! i love ur jokes. They are soo different! love this one!

2006-09-15 08:11:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny but grose

2006-09-16 02:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by jyth 1 · 0 0

hahahahhahaha and urrrghhhhh LOL

2006-09-15 15:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥kazzalou♥ 3 · 0 0

oh gross naughty naughy lol ♥

2006-09-18 00:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

LMAO!!! That was a classic!!!

2006-09-15 15:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. That's bad!! LOL.

2006-09-16 10:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

gross but funny

2006-09-15 19:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 0 0

eww! lol

2006-09-15 15:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

gross

2006-09-15 15:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine girl 3 · 0 0

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