An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
2006-09-15 08:04:38 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... that guy really loves his money!
2006-09-15 08:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how One wants there money blown
2006-09-15 16:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-18 00:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money huh?! amazing!
2006-09-15 15:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-15 15:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♥kazzalou♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one for a long boring Friday. Thanks.
2006-09-15 15:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-16 10:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha no duh i dont know one guy that doesnt like that
2006-09-15 19:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋